Electro💥Megnet

I like my sugar with coffee and cream. I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. Painting makes me happy. Mi aerodelizador está lleno de anguilas.

[Electro💥Megnet @sweaterfuzzy]

@sweaterfuzzy Some people dream of flying or winning the lottery. I dream about ninja marsupials.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Today I learnt that there is such a thing as the tasselled wobbegong shark and I need to share it with you all

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

In case you didn't know, you shouldn't be putting gasoline in plastic bags. https://t.co/tbvqyHyJwj

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Did a tick write this tweet

[Electro💥Megnet @sweaterfuzzy]

Really love what I got on @Etsy from HobgoblinExpress. #etsystar https://t.co/tD3XezUPbL

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“hot girl summer” is canceled, get ready for “old lady spring”: we’re staying indoors watching Bake-Off, wearing increasingly colorful cardigans, and solving the occasional crime in our retirement village

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I don’t care what Cruz said at CPAC, but I do care that it appears Texas was just a layover stop for him between Cancun and Orlando to drop a pack of water into someone’s trunk and abandon his constituents again as they get slammed with $16,000 electrical bills.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

A violent mob desecrated the Capitol & killed this officer.

And he'd be alive if your party hadn't pushed the big lie.

And you still won't condemn the woman who cheered on the murderers, you corrosive clot of sticky Trump residue.

[Electro💥Megnet @sweaterfuzzy]

GOOD.

[Julie Pace @JuliePace]

DETROIT (AP) -- The AP has learned ex-Michigan Gov. Snyder and others have been told they’re being charged in Flint water scandal.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

According to Johns Hopkins University, there have been at least 21,567,444 cases of coronavirus in the U.S.; at least 365,102 people have died in the U.S. from coronavirus.  

So far today, JHU has reported 268,104 new cases and 3,979 new deaths — a new horrific record.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

At this point, I don’t see how the House doesn’t impeach. Take the vote, throw it in Mitch’s lap, and let the Senate Republicans decide that they want to protect the guy who sent a violent mob to their Chamber.

[Bruce Steele @BSteeleD23]

Dear @USPS: This mail carrier, Jason D. Riddle, of Keene, NH, was among the insurrectionists who broke into the US Capitol and participated in vandalism, according to a report in The Keene Sentinel, in which he admits his actions. Is that OK with you? https://t.co/yBUycF7CrZ

[Electro💥Megnet @sweaterfuzzy]

Crescent Fresh.

[moderate rock @lookoutitsbbear]

one of the funniest shows of the 90s was a just bunch of sock puppets and drugs

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

At this late a stage, resignations help little beyond serving as late attempts at self-preservation.

If Sec. Chao objects to yesterday’s events this deeply, she should be working the Cabinet to invoke the 25th amendment - not abdicating the seat that allows her to do so.

[Ian @schroee]

@fortunefunny They brought explosives. This is in no way comparable to peaceful protest. I don’t believe intelligence agencies didn’t know that was likely. They chose not to respond appropriately before anything begun.

[Molly Ball @mollyesque]

The amazing thing about "it might have been antifa" is that Trump literally summoned these people to DC, spoke at their event, offered to walk them over to the Capitol and then praised them afterward.

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

If y'all recognize your family members, co-workers, and neighbors in the crowd, I beseech you to snitch. Snitch with reckless abandon.

[🌻 LauraMarieMusic @lauramariemusic]

Today is a good day to emphasize two lessons we teach our kids:

1) if you abuse your privilege, you lose your privilege

and

2) you get what you get and you don’t throw an insurrectional fit

#democracy

[Colin Hanks @ColinHanks]

This asshole can fuck off for eternity.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

It wasn’t today’s events that distinguished bad people from good people. That moment has long passed.