Derek Swart

Warrior-Poet, Teacher of the Queen's English, All-Around Good Guy.

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@joeysimpsoff Hardcore History's Blueprint for Armageddon

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@dillondnonymous @lsv X-4 makes Day 2.

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@Shredpirate @lsv No kidding. It wouldn't even have to be all weekend, just Top 8 at GPs would be awesome.

I would take Marshall just Periscoping with commentary.

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@ClarionLitMag hi. I'm trying Twitter because you haven't responded to my emails: you never sent me contributor copies. I'm in issue 20, and would like at least one for my bookshelf.

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@HairyTeferi @NSythoff @jesstephan @MTG_Arena I've played Magic for twenty years or so. Zero experience with people using Adderall at a tournament. Maybe you should double check who you're hanging around with.

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@AshlenRose @MTG_Arena It would be lovelier if there were sideboards. This format leaves a lot to be desired from the robustness of Magic.

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@Ajelenbogen @Top8Games Isn't he most famous for owning Neutral Ground?

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@SportsbuzzChi @mariowalls89 @h0lydiva Really doesn't seem likely, given he lives with a gay man. Been wrong before though.

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@lsv For an underdog who isn't even in the MPL, you did a fine job representing all of us entry-level players.

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@lsv Lowkey way of calling Arena players basic.

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If you are, can I request Come and Get Your Love?

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@FeierDaddy are you accepting Twitter music recommendations?

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#ThanksgivingEve thankful for @lsv for teaching me of this stuff.
Almost as good as a Settle the Wreckage into a handshake.

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@lsv F

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@CoachGeyen @joerosh25 is it too late to just retroactively request more Rick Astley?

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@CoachGeyen @joerosh25 walking on sunshine. Kthx bb

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Homecoming pepfest! #MontiMagic

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#MontiMagic #Limerick

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Still summer

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@alexschmitz4 @RyderBeckman Of course. I'm saving them for when you're famous.

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Day 1 of homeroom! #montimagic