matt

keys to the universe

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@kclairerogers if that was min woo cooking then i think we’re all full 🤢

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presidents cup in canada. canadian captain. 3 canadian captain’s picks. how in the fuck does a canadian not hit the opening tee shot? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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do u ever unblock ur chakras

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@cpkcwomensopen @LPGA *utmost

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@NUCLRGOLF worst course on tour 🤦‍♂️

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@Mike_kim714

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@jessicahadwin at least adam can say he has the same level of fame as scottie

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@KylePorterCBS is god okay with you skipping sunday service if you’re the leader at the masters?

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@NUCLRGOLF the reporter didn’t say when it happened, and in zj’s response he specifically mentions the 12th hole. so yea, he’s lying

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@jessicahadwin i’ll throw $10 canadian on adam in exchange for a gnome

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@shanebacon JT and Rory

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@KngArthur44 that’s why the slogan is “arby’s. have it your way”

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every once in a while i get absolutely insane cravings for arby’s. is that normal?

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@kclairerogers rickie either has big stones or big insurance to get in the passenger side

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@NoLayingUp brandel scrubbed his twitter back to 2010 🫣🫢

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@maxhoma23 max how much did u turn down? and what ideas do u have for a team name? i was thinking flaming homas 🫡

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would u rather…

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@maxhoma23 why aren’t you on a private jet with jt and spieth playing ridiculous card games?

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what is the best thing, besides hot dogs, to buy at costco?