Ellie | I'm aware that I'm an asshole | Still use VHS | Was #1 in the world at Its Always Sunny Quiz-Up | Sheriff of Paddy's | #ThanksUglyGod | FUCK TRUMP
@iamsheabutta @Big_Man30 @abrandonkelly@RedSox Imagine being a New Yorker and not being able to read.
Never called you an asshole, just said your actions were that of the unfun asshole at a party.
I don't expect much from NY though.
@Chasing28@RedSox Hahahahaha what? Betts, Benintendi, Bradley Jr, Martinez, Pearce.....those are the Sox outfielders.
He has incredibly solid, might I say good, replacements.
Your tweet is getting screenshotted and saved as a nomination for #dumbesttweetoftheyear
@iamsheabutta @Big_Man30 @abrandonkelly@RedSox Swing and a miss at trolling, sounds like you took a page from that book.
Overthinking memes is what the unfun asshole at a party would do hahaha
Flashback: The @GratefulDead played their final show on this date in 1995. Watch @JerryGarcia sing lead for the last time on "Black Muddy River" + listen to the members chat with each other through their in-ear monitor mix https://t.co/zx7bo03toS
BREAKING: Dez Bryant signs contract with Wendy's as an assistant manager. Rumors suggest deal is worth 35 hours a week @ $12 per hour. No health benefits.
Red Sox lead MLB in BA (.269), OPS (.796), hits (845), 2B (195), runs (482), XBH (336), TB (1,450), and for the Yankee fans who will inevitably complain that the Red Sox have only scored more runs because they've played more games: Boston leads MLB in runs per game (5.36), too.