Drift

⚡Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting. 🏍️ #MUFC.

[A trabar con la cabeza @JRBoca12]

"Papá que es tener pelotas?"

"Mira al de verde, hijo"

[Fred Munyao @fredmumu2]

Lucky Dube's ghost shifting his grave to Zimbabwe after realising how stupid South Africans have become.

[Geoffrey York @geoffreyyork]

"I lost my luggage on RwandAir. After its CEO told me they would not do anything, I came to Twitter to call them out. On my next trip to Rwanda, 8 men in suits came to my hotel and took me in and kept me in prison for 2 weeks."

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The bar is so low that I'm being considered a green flag for just existing.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Kuna jamaa huchat na my woman na venye kunaenda ni kama wamepanga date hii weekend, the guy looks financial stable and has a bmw, he even sent its picture kwa whatsapp, sitaki kumuuliza, wacha weekend ifike nione venye nitapangwa haha

[Drift @sweeperdrift]

@BernardKavuli Apige picha akiwa ameshikilia gazeti ya Leo😅😅😅😅

[Akriti ☆ VOTE ASHSWAG 4 STREAMER AWARDS @serakrism]

So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right

[Not Your Ordinary Recruiter. @JosaG_]

Ruto akawai kuwa Prezzo itabidi tu title ikuwe Commander in Thief.

[Afghan Zoroastrian @AfgZoroastrian]

They will drink alcohol. do drugs. Rape girls. but the moment pork shows up they suddenly remember Allah.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[MR~G€N!U$ @RedGenius05]

Just when you think you've seen it all. Only in Lagos 😂

Funny things dey happen for this city on a daily.

[︎ ︎ @05BM44]

Toll FREE Hotlines in Kenya:

DCI - 0800 722 203
NCTC - 0800 721 600
Counter Terror - 0800 900 900
Police - 112 & 911
Kenya Red cross - 1199
EACC - 1551
IPOA - 1559
Suicide helpline -0900620800

[Hannes Bend @hnnsbnd]

Hi Kenya and @StandardKenya

Do you want a corrupt criminal handling the most of your Kenyan money?

Pretty sure Charles Kerich - who is responsible for more money than anyone else in Kenya as CEC of Nairobi County - has been breaking the law.
He’s been director & shareholder (via his brother Andrew as proxy) of VeGrid Ltd. For the US branch he is actually shareholder himself - check https://t.co/EvxEIg6vGR

🇰🇪 Kenyan law is quite clear about conflicts of interest for public officials.

If you are a County Executive Committee (CEC) member, you are a State officer. You cannot use public office to advance your own private business interests.

📌 Constitution, Article 75: A State officer must avoid conflicts between personal interests and public duties and cannot put private interests ahead of the public interest.

📌 Constitution, Article 77 + Leadership & Integrity Act, s.26: A full-time State officer is restricted from other gainful employment, particularly where it conflicts with the office or impairs independent judgment.

📌 Conflict of Interest Act 2025, s.19: A public officer cannot be a party to or beneficiary of a goods, works or services contract with their own reporting entity—and cannot use official power to award or influence a contract in which they have a private interest.

📌 Leadership & Integrity Act, s.35: You cannot simply do indirectly through another person what would breach the integrity rules if you did it yourself.

Oh and I have recordings and will swear under oath in court Vegrid Ltd. CEO tom ogutu told me charles kerich is the actual director, and he also admitted he is making corrupt illegal moves to benefit the solar company.

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

People forget Americans commute 40 kilometres one way, drive 5 litre "trucks", and drive everywhere - even going to shoot their next door neighbour requires driving

They live on underpriced fuel

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

Women would rather be a whore to a top guy than a queen to an average guy.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

true.
whores on the other hand will try to convince you they’ve changed, that their past is past. make it make sense.

[Pro Jileka @MVProJileka]

"Your husband was my friend, you and the kids will never suffer"

[иωατα αиαγο єzє @chisocriz]

Funny how most prostitutes are women, but at home it's magically a man's duty to initiate sex.
When it's unpaid, it's for men. And when it's profitable, it becomes 'women's liberation'

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

Michael Carrick to the Fletcher twins after INEOS signed him a proper DM