Hey @Avis in @PHXSkyHarbor …. Y’all need some extra hands. Been waiting with 15 others in line for 30 min while agents help one man. You’re not helping me keep my plan.
My 16yo just rolled her ankle and busted arse in the kitchen running away with the bag of @wingstop that just got delivered. That’s some seriously dangerous deliciousness.
#wingstop#foodinjuries#bussin#garlicparm
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My cats have drug a bag of treats under my bed so at the perfect time each night, 3:33, I hear gnawing and crunching from where the demon of childhood lives rent free in my nightmares. #blackcats#witchinghour
Before I leave, I wanted to clarify that no matter what crimes the Targaryens commit in #HOTD, I'll still stand with them.
If a Targaryen speaks, I listen.
If a Targaryen does something wrong, I forgive.
If a Targaryen has no fan, I don't exist.
Me in May 2019: absolutely pissed, upset, disappointed. from this point on will go on a tangent about the final season any time Game of Thrones is mentioned
Me in the year of our lord and savior 2022: Sunday evening, clock strikes 9pm, turn on HBO, fuck here we go again #HOTD
After Trump supporters menaced a Biden bus in TX @marcorubio said this:”I saw yesterday a video of these people in Texas. Did you see it? All the cars on the road, we love what they did.” Now to prevent consequences for Trump after inciting the insurrection he’s touting “unity”
“The Black vote in Detroit is the highest it’s ever been, and we will determine the outcome, because we’ve gone from picking cotton to picking presidents.”