Sydney Bonner

With each adventure, create luck for yourself.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

By “free speech”, I simply mean that which matches the law.

I am against censorship that goes far beyond the law.

If people want less free speech, they will ask government to pass laws to that effect.

Therefore, going beyond the law is contrary to the will of the people.

[Sydney Bonner @sweettweetsyeah]

@elonmusk Preach, Musk. YouTube next?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Tesla is down 6.5% since Elon got this haircut

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Elon Musk added over $28 billion to his net worth yesterday.

How?

He didn't buy avocado toast and he made his coffee at home.

[alex @AlexUlrichh]

Waking up this morning seeing #COVID22 trending.

It’s way too early for another Covid remix to drop...

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

[Sydney Bonner @sweettweetsyeah]

@MountainDew Ok actually... i counted 2021 🥸 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #MyPromotionEntry how bout dat Mountain Dew???

[Sydney Bonner @sweettweetsyeah]

@MountainDew I counted 4,783 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON & #MyPromotionEntry 🤠🤠🤠🤠

[Sydney Bonner @sweettweetsyeah]

I counted [223] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/9v3mW6tnac

[Lee Clow’s Beard @leeclowsbeard]

The next time someone claims that copy doesn’t matter, remind them that “making some noise” is vastly superior to merely “making noise.”

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

1st time in Canada 🇨🇦 it been fun already

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

denny’s spa treatments:
oatmeal facial scrub
cucumber mask
hot potato massage
buffalo chicken body wrap
honey mustard aromatherapy bath
the maple syrup manicure experience

[Jeremy @dethbycofee]

#MyGothNicknameIs

Robert Smith. Cause I'm the Cure for what ails you😉😏

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

if you put a tree in the dryer it shrinks into broccoli

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

TFW yo beef’s still frozen

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

If you accidentally get 3 in a wrapper we’re not responsible for your mind exploding #trippple

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

Public service announcement:

1. Pop-Tarts are not ravioli
2. Pop-Tarts are not sandwiches
3. There will never be a Tide Pod flavored Pop-Tart

Have a nice day