Jeremy

Nah I'm good.

[Jeremy @dethbycofee]

i cry when cutting onions because i trusted the onion and didnt want it to end like this

[Real Intelligent Knower @Zeebrongis]

My life is like a video game yeah bro Silent Hill HD collection

[꒰ F e n n o f 🪒 t w t ꒱ @Evespeakstome]

why do hot dogs come in packs of twelve when I can only fit ten up my ass?

[Ange @H0spitaller]

ill fuck your butt in smashbros

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

[Juggalo Jesus @da_porgy]

Shawty like "absinthe is a liquer made of wormwood and anise" and I'm tryna liq-huer and put my worm wood in her anise

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

ai will never take my job (hating myself)

[clit @clit_cannibal]

just popped all thirteen of my toes at one time

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

“I don’t like this cake, it’s a little too sweet” yeah that’s what I thought pussy. This shit is for real men with real sweet teeth.

[Zaku 2: The First Movie @ZinZaku]

uncle pussy was supposed to be about lifting people up

[astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez]

I wasn’t even tryna be romantic when I said I can tell the time by the light in your eyes. I just can.

[millie @milliemeows_]

*flirting w someone* aww ur so sweet, such a good... *checks pronouns in bio* you're such a good soundcloud/com

[Under Where @und3rwh3re]

You used to call me on my butthole

[َ @serbastien]

*finds the clit*
ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

thats the homie Stinkfoot the Vile, nothing really notable about him

[Presto019 @presto019]

“0 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 0 dicks in your butt

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I have an I scream headache

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Killing myself isn't enough I need to kill myself

[Molly B.🍉 @HappyHijabbi]

*me as a dysfunctional 44 yo in cartmans voice* heyyyyyy who took my chia seeds.

[Annette @smallunnaturals]

4yo son is singing “the poop bone’s connected to the poop bone”

[vivi @vmprforrealzies]

once this covid shit is over imma lock in