Michael L. Brennan

Reluctant Technologist

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@elonmusk Man, you’re really just making this shit up as you go along. Aren’t you?

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

Just because you could, doesn’t mean you should…

https://t.co/vPQz3ZYWz7

[Hard Mountain Dew @hardmountaindew]

Don’t worry. We didn’t forget.

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@FanBoyShi In death he has a name… his name is Meatloaf.

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

Pretty much

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

My "Best Albums of 2021" list is the same as last year's: it's Gaucho, The Royal Scam and Aja

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@FRosario @jdwolff I asked the Internet a question, and it answered. https://t.co/J6FFerwWZD

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@eeeeaaii Someone is doing a cover of Billy Joel’s “Allentown” …I think?

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@michaelscat2 Boxer. It’s a better name than V8 or Wankel.

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

Going to listen to “Everywhere at the End of Time” in reverse for the next 6 hours to make myself feel better.

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

Convince me this isn’t a prank with @Grimezsz in a full body unitard.

[CNET @CNET]

All the specs we know so far about Elon Musk's Tesla Bot, which remains to be seen ahead of a prototype planned for next year. https://t.co/nXO8cqoe0Q

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@michaelscat2 Shadybellz Jr.

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@ViralHoneys I’m full and need to sit down for a bit. Can I be excused from the table?

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@michaelscat2 Hearty McPounceula!

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@BukayoSaka87 No:

1). missed penalty
2). play by an individual teammate
3). or a single match

…defines a player. You have a résumé of brilliance before, and you sure as hell will have it after. Yeah… this sucks, but this will make you stronger and win in the future! #EURO2020 We love you!

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@baseballcrank Don’t fuck with anyone’s pet or family member dying. You soulless fucking shit.

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@w0a0i0f Data Scientist/Sandwich Aesthetician

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@realDonaldTrump I know, ain’t it a shame? On the bright side, 2nd place is 1st loser, so you got that going for you.

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@realDonaldTrump You poor thing. You’re still in stage 1 & 2 right now. Can’t wait for the bargaining stage, oh great and mighty “deal maker.���

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@RepDougCollins Bub, you came in second on your own party ticket to “Insider Trader Barbie” Kelly Loeffler. Take a seat.

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@realDonaldTrump Bye bye

[wint @dril]

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

[Michael L. Brennan @SWeggboy]

@ClubSTEPHENKING Uhh... “Stuck doing some work today. I think there will be some nice days ahead.”