the swerf slayer

just a hoor shouting into the void. keep steppin

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@mala_sarkady Sounds like you feel u comfortable with her comments. Set a boundary and if they don’t respect it, that’ll help with your decision.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

Hey I’m back. And I’m pretty sure my client last night was a clan member. Something I only discovered upon leaving 🤦‍♀️

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@nasty_wh0re_ Thanks love. I feel that

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@wigglingit4cash Shit it was working almost too well xD it was more about finding something more sustainable and with more growth opportunity (on a personal not just financial level) but fuckkk I miss the financial freedom.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@timkellernyc @Kacy2Phones This is not true for me

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@6quarantitties9 Yea. I’ve had these thoughts too. Thank you

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@Ebonybutnotwood Yea. Seems like he’s going to be able to keep it professional.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

Greasy, not sleepy lol

[Phil Heaton @philheaton]

The most frustrating thing about working in drug policy is that people think its about the drugs. Its about addressing trauma, housing, financial security, family, opportunity, aspiration and hope. Rarely about the drugs.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

Okay even worse. He lives in the building next to me. I’m dead.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@sw_mess @FayeValentine99 @real_life_alita Really? I actually love this question. I feel like it humanizes me. Yes. I have a partner. 2 actually. Yes they know what I do and love the fuck out of me. Yes. I am in love with my partners and this is work.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@therealBMiyakee I ask for $100/h of drive time.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

7 days late on my period but I’ve had a tubal ligation. Goes into GYNO today and express concerns, she does an annual exam, I squirt all over her and literally start my period at the same time. Life is so cool.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@anarchisthooker That’s hot.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

I had a client last night who showed up and could not speak English. He texted me in English but guess he used translate? I did my bestest to make them feel comfy and remove that barrier with Google translate. We had a good time. Bodies are a whole language on their own.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

It’s been a while since I had a client who sent me home w 1k without any type of seggsual engagement. We just reminisced on music and danced the whole time. Pretty cool

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@thehatefulh00kr VH report
SO report
MN report

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

I soft launched my sex coaching business this past month and locked in two clients by the end of it. I’m proud of myself.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@SecretHookerUK @whorriblytired Good for you for setting attaintable goals to avoid burn out and negative effects of failure. That’s discipline that I aspire to.

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

(I made 14k this month *and* I was out for a week) 😭😭😭

[the swerf slayer @swerfslayer]

@takehism0ney Yes! I only let deposits roll over if they reschedule within 72 hours.