Sara

I’m not very funny.

[Sara @swestypants]

@KwikTrip lines are insane at both locations, for no reason. When management is asked they grasp at straws - they simply don’t want to manage the self check outs. We had a good run but I’m not waiting in this line for an energy drink or a snack. I’ll go elsewhere.

[Sara @swestypants]

@KwikTrip is there a reason both KTs near me have their functional self checkouts blocked off? Only ever one cashier and long lines… very perplexing. Iron Mountain and Kingsford MI locations.

[Sara @swestypants]

Poof. RBF be gone.

[Sara @swestypants]

I miss when humans existed with hobbies that didn’t include screaming at each other on the internet about politics

[Sara @swestypants]

Finally figured out an efficient way to utilize todoist and my google calendar so I can actually fricking remember what I have going on each day.

[Sara @swestypants]

I’m so anti-spending money right now that I’m having to convince myself to buy a new journal & planner for work. 😅

[Sara @swestypants]

I underestimated how much John Mayer I would have to listen to in Phoenix.

[Sara @swestypants]

The longer I’m in this @thriftycars car the more grime and just ick I’m noticing. Considering my total went from ~$300 when we paid ahead of time (for the Camry!!!) to somehow being $526 pulling out of the parking lot… I’m a little less than pleased.

[Sara @swestypants]

My @thriftycars experience in the past has been great so I went with them for my Phoenix trip and honestly from the jump this one was awful.

When I paid, I upped to a Camry or equivalent. When I picked up my car I got assigned “manager’s special”

🧵

[Sara @swestypants]

After a hike to my car’s spot per my QR code check in, I get settled and start connecting CarPlay and look up to a man with printed paperwork asking if I was sure it was my car. (License plate and description matched for both of us)

🧵

[Sara @swestypants]

Then, it took not twice, but THREE times through the check out bays to get out. Requiring the Phoenix @thriftycars manager to walk me out. No gas comp, no upgrade, nothing for the forty minutes I was looped around after check in.

🧵

[Sara @swestypants]

Save the ones you can.

[Sara @swestypants]

@bleikamp It’s honestly awful and convoluted.

They paid so many people to say it was great with honestly zero depth.

[Sara @swestypants]

Contemplating at what point I walk out of the waiting room for this filling. I’d rather be illustrating than sit here for another 20 minutes waiting on a late appointment.

[Sara @swestypants]

I never needed to downshift, I needed to find a dude that could match my speed. 🥵

[Sara @swestypants]

Just randomly remembered how one of my exes was gonna start offering local classes to dudes on how to get a girlfriend.

And then I literally shattered his dreams when I was like “I broke up with you cause you kept canceling plans, you should prob learn to keep one first.”

[Sara @swestypants]

This year has been weird and hard but I’m really excited for what I’ve been able to accomplish. 🔒 locked in.

[Sara @swestypants]

I know I’m funny, but I’m not “laugh react to every message funny” so don’t try and flatter me.

[Sara @swestypants]

Rest days are the best days.

[Sara @swestypants]

Not me scrolling back several weeks to re-read this bullshit and smile some more.