Did you know... there's a tiny Dracula statue hidden in Hungary? 🧛♂️
Perched just outside Budapest’s Vajdahunyad Castle - a building inspired by Transylvanian fortresses - this little bronze statue shows Count Dracula reading... Bram Stoker’s Dracula! 🦇
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google: space force. slightly autistic. was caught jerking off in the barracks and hasn't recovered.
twitter: third generation marine. will eventually serve on the board of raytheon and get elected to the senate where he will declare war on mexico.
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