SWFC TICKET OFFICE

The PARODY Sheffield Wednesday Ticket Office account. Answering your ticketing queries with a pinch of salt. Join in using the #swfc hashtag!

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Mark Hope,

We’ve been updating the Wednesday WhatsApp group everyday, I just purposely didn’t add you to it because I like to mildly inconvenience people.

#SWFC

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi R J Longbottom,

If the game was to sell out and we pretend that everyone in attendance has travelled from South Yorkshire, then it would only equate to roughly 6.531% of the population of SY (based on a 2023 estimate of the current population being 1,378,000). #SWFC

[R J Longbottom @sun_hermit]

@swfc Lol half of South Yorkshire is going to be in London 😆

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Kato,

That’s all you can do, imagine it, as you bottled making playoffs last game of season when we spanked ya.

Hope this helps! #SWFC

[Kato @pbennett74]

@swfc Imagine if the biggest club had gone.....😁😁😂

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

🚨 Sheffield Wednesday will receive an additional 6,000 tickets for Monday’s League One play-off final at Wembley

#swfc

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Julie,

More will be available tomorrow!*

*I have no idea. #SWFC

[Julie @mrskaino0305]

@swfc Please say more will be available tomorrow 😭😭😭

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Well, there goes my idea of an early finish Friday, been dreaming of a Barnsley Bitter down at Barrack all week.

#SWFC

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

The Owls have been allocated an additional 1,355 seats for Monday’s play-off final at Wembley within blocks already on sale. Our total allocation now stands at 37,989

#swfc

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Gavin Cook,

It’s stopped weeping now and the doctor said a course of Aciclovir should clear it up.

Thanks for checking in. #SWFC

[Gavin Cook @gjc_cook]

@swfc @swfcTICKETS - any chance of an update.

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Mark Best,

We can only apologise to those who have encountered issues with logging on this afternoon. Dennis Adeniran disabled our malware protector to download limewire and now our severs are cooked. #SWFC

[Mark Best @mbest73]

@swfc Why can’t I get on the ticketing website as a member?? I’m logging in during the correct window….just showing ‘no events found’….😡

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Marc,

Reyt. That’s it.

Me. You. Monday.

Wembley way.

Someone get fishcake to referee. #SWFC

[Marc @MDN099]

@JustCraigyp @paulandrews22 @swfc I know. Shit house communication from @swfc

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi James C,

You do realise you’re a grown man tweeting about attendances? #SWFC

[james c @JCh4rts]

@swfcTICKET You do realise your average attendance this season is only 25647

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Ramblers Anonymous,

They all laughed at me when I bought that word of the day toilet roll, but who’s laughing now. #SWFC

[Ramblers Anonymous @RamblersAnonym1]

@swfc Admin said "bequeathed" wharra club

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Gary Evans,

I’ve gone back to my mothers for the week. I’m not above blocking your phone number so please, respect my wishes and give me some space. #SWFC

[Gary Evans @gaz78swfc]

@swfc why can we not speak to anyone in the ticket office?

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Barbara Moulson,

Basically, Barry Bannan promised the full ensemble of Blazin’ Squad tickets to the final if we made it past Peterborough, and whilst we found it hilarious at the time, it’s now left us in a bit of a pickle. #SWFC

[Barbara Moulson @BarbaraMoulson]

@swfc Not understanding the ticket sales? - how have almost 30k tickets been sold when we have <20k season ticket holders? 🧐 - would love to know!

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Ian Bamford,

Essentially, Barnsley have been allocated one end of the stadium and we have been allocated the other.

Simple really, init? #SWFC

[ian bamford @bamfordian]

How the hell do we get allocated 36,634 tickets and Barnsley get 37,325 for the play off final?

Can’t think of a single justification for that. We might get more released but based just on the info available right now that’s ridiculous.

@swfc @TheStarOwls @YesWeCrann @EFL

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Daniel Jones,

We’d love to be able to give you an update, but Ciarán Brennan has stolen the tally counter and has locked himself in the back office. #SWFC

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Chris Simmons,

We’ve carved everyone’s TPP on to a tree in Hillsborough Park. #SWFC

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Hi Jamie Brammer,

Pretty simple, really. You book yourself a seat, arrive at the pick up point, board the coach and hey presto, you’ll be taken to Wembley.

Hope this helps.

[jamie brammer @JamieBigbram]

@swfcTICKETS @swfc can someone give me an idea how to get inter City coach to Wembley? Says available to book on line, but how?? No official page or links

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Right.. where were we? #SWFC

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, silence the pianos and with muffled drum, bring out the coffin, let the mourners come 🫡#SWFC

[Owls Extra @OwlsExtra]

❌ George Byers has been ruled out for the remaining games of the season.

#SWFC • #WAWAW

[SWFC TICKET OFFICE @swfcTICKET]

Nice one, Joe. We’ve just had someone from the FA on the phone tryna order a D Taxi! Couldn’t keep ya big gob shut, could ya!! #SWFC

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

Hopefully won’t need the playoffs, but #SWFC became the first club to officially finish in League One’s top six today…

Can’t finish seventh after today.