dead moth

I̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶w̶e̶e̶t̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶n̶k̶
this is my diary now

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

"To smoke or not to smoke? Is that even a question,"
-William
Shakespeare

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

Yo some dumb pussy ass hoe ass bitch is trying to hack my account

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

People who dream of the white picket fence home are terrible in bed

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

Get this white collar man away from me

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

This musical festival morning we woke to the sound of cheeks clapping. The beat don't stop

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

Athletic people cannot sell feet pics we just don't got it like that

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

Music festivals are awesome. It's 6:30am and I'm washing my face in the middle of a field when some girl walks up and starts puking 5 feet away from me. #girlbarf #morningroutine

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

I don't really know who clavicular is but he looks like Michael Jackson

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

Self-diagnosing

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

One thing i hate about adhd is having to sit down and get back up at least 3 times before I get to do the big sit

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

Got this from a client today

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

@Kdxzzle Twas me

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

White boys are out there eating tums like candy!

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so Jimothy could soar

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

If you didn't shave your butthole it wasn't an everything shower

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Unc's a freak 😅

[dead moth @swidisdiski]

@coneutron @justinboldaji I am a victim of avocado hand 😭

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.