Marisa 🦖

meh.

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

Illenium was amazing at the sphere, but when are you coming @Excision 🥹

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

My brain has too many tabs open and none of them are useful…

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

When your friend goes on family vacation and forgets to invite you 😔 @samiiirayeee

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

I don’t know what his secret is, but all the neighbors are constantly bringing my boyfriend food because they love him 😂 it’s goals

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

Two espresso martinis deep in China thinking about how sad it is that all the dogs here don’t understand me cause they don’t speak English 🥺

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

@useldingmike It happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

Was going to go to edc but I booked a trip to Tokyo instead, whoops

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

Y’all ever serve someone a steak and they try and tell you it’s really a fish 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

All I do lately is stress, work, and get sick. It’s lit.

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

@LasVegasLocally Don’t worry guys, I’ll get a car wash so it can rain again 🫡

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

never signed up for a 401k cuz there’s no way in hell i can run that far

[ً @wynrosei]

one time i saw somebody say that u shouldn’t feel insecure about your physical appearance because “your existence means there was a long line of people who fell in love with somebody who looks just like you” and that changed my life forever and i think everybody should hear that

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

How does one go about un-updating an iPhone cause this “upgrade” is trash

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

When you accidentally fart in front of your boyfriend and he offers to let one rip so you don’t feel embarrassed… that’s love

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

Bartending and eczema is such an undynamic duo

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

Be nice to your servers so they don’t Hawk Tuah in your food

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

@mimosamantha Ok then

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

I’ve been waking up at 6am every day and I am not a fan. Is this what getting old is going to be like? Woof

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

Having a day off is all fun and games until you get called in 🥲✌🏼

[Marisa 🦖 @swiftlikeaspoon]

Vegas just needs a giant tarp put over it for the summer