Sam

[Sam @swilll_]

When your teacher calls on you because she thinks your not paying attention and you get the answer right

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

WHO DID THIS?

[Graig Murphy @GraigMurphy]

This is really what everyone wanted….
#KarenRead

[Optimus Fine @sunnydaejones]

I have NEVER EVER EVER seen police do this at those Proud Boys protests.

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

This tweet has to resurface every year

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Going upstairs and the temperature getting hotter and hotter with each step

[Caitlin Huey-Burns @CHueyBurns]

I've covered abortion policy and politics extensively. I don't inject any personal opinion, but I also think context helps when understanding gestational limit laws: I'm on my 2nd pregnancy right now, and I wasn't even *allowed* to be seen by my OBGYN until I was 8 weeks.

[Double Aunt Andre @AfriKoids_Only]

When you click on the #TrumpArrest hashtag but dont see Trump getting areested

[Sam @swilll_]

This book had me praying for boobs in the 5th grade and chanting I must increase my bust, and let me tell y’all it fucking worked #MARGARETMOMENTS

[Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret @margaretmovie]

It’s finally that time. Watch the official trailer for Are You There God? #ItsMeMargaret – only in theaters April 28.

[gum @vibetogum]

"Pink + White" Frank Ocean
https://t.co/XYBqQOlJo2

[keirsty.eth @keirstyyy]

as promised

[Tundra Boy @XavierWulf]

1.1 million views on tik tok in 24 hours, thank you.

[Joey Knish @JoeyKnish22]

If anybody knows this girl and she’s looking for a green card to escape the tyranny of Iran, my DMs are open.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

for old time sake yall. before we leave twitter. if you in the car w your husband and he picks up his momma. do u get in the backseat?

[Sam @swilll_]

Excuse me? Only 20 fucking years?

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell, the socialite who once consorted with royals, presidents and billionaires, was sentenced to 20 years in prison for helping the late financier Jeffrey Epstein sexually abuse underage girls. https://t.co/MC0SY1WzyN

[Shayla @shaydeofgold]

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.