Kimberly Morris

you've never been cow tipping before? get ready to live!

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

@Fantasy_Guru Oh snap! I see a little skank on the Stoner’s! #metcalf #week16 #skanksquad

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

@Fantasy_Guru-Obsessed w/ your show. I commiserate your pain about scoring more points than playoff peeps. In my league I scored the top points by over a hundo & ya girl didn’t make the playoffs! I spy a bunch of Timmy Riordan luck. ps-I reactivated my Twitter just for this tweet

[Lisa Domser @LDoms82]

@AmericanAir you're telling me my flight to St Thomas is on time? Thanks for not refunding me$ #AmericanAirlines #stthomas #hurricaneirma

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

I really think my parents would be so proud of me for all the beer I've been drinking lately. #mellowbeerclub #doinitformydad #day32

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

Just me and my bud Chris Canty. Promised him I would draft ravens defense as my #1 fantasy pick this… https://t.co/5KBvI1dvAR

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

I love summer. When walking out of an establishment at night it's warmer than it is inside said establisment! #lovesummer #hotovercoldanyday

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

But why does corona taste so much better with mango rum? #loadedcorona #cruzon #mangoyum

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

@therietveld #duh #somanysteps

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

Life would be easier if I loved beer.

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

I've got to stop watching #RikerLynch dancing w/ the stars YouTube clips every night for hours. #RikerandAllison #DWTS #teamRiker #marryme

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Ohhhhhhh statesboro. I think I need to write a memoir about you.

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

@therietveld whoa! Summer better watch out! #BeachBod2015

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

@therietveld - do you think if I stomp my feet on the ground while I sit on my couch #fitbit will register steps? #lazyproblems

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

@therietveld she would clearly hit the outrageous daily goal of 10000 steps everyday. Ps - beans is pissed. @LDoms82

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

Damn #fitbit. Not turning around on this dog walk til I hit 7000 steps. @therietveld

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

If I wear a FitBit will I lose weight?

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

It's a jack-Johnson-pandora kinda rainy Thursday. #musicforthesoul #rainraingoaway

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

The great news about tonight is that the world understands gaga can truly sing; and also that the sea urchins have almost exited my foot.

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

Buffalo chicken anything. Done.

[Kimberly Morris @swim_kim]

But why are Reese's cups so good.