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[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

Much like being on the bus

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The concept of Peter Parker doing mass FACIAL RECOGNITION surveillance on New York City

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The concept of Peter Parker doing mass surveillance on New York City

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Kokoro I love you

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Argentina casually committing war crimes on the field

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Just quit my job

[zispoms @imzispoms]

Argentina play with such a level of thuggery that their baseline for a yellow is higher than nearly every team in the tournament. almost every tackle they're jumping onto the other man lmfao

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When’s speed preforming

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SHOW ME SPEED

[brian @brianonhere]

taxi driver told me how he sometimes calls his brother’s korean restaurant to ask for a pizza and almost drove off the road he was laughing so hard

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The only way i could have kids is if i was an absent mother

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If I ever say I want children shoot me in the head immediately

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Want to kms at the job I prayed for

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Let’s go North Africa I’m sick of these middle easterners SICK OF THOSE SNOBBY FUCKS

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

What is going on? Egypt just saved a Messi penalty, what a tournament

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FUCK YEAH GO EGYPT

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My only contribution to the backrooms theories is that the whole ‘trying to explain to someone who’s never seen seen a dog before try to draw one’ was originally ‘trying to draw zendaya from memory’ but in a profound way. I meaaann the director is only 20….believe it

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@sexyalphachad 100% flammable 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#fire

[Megi @reaIsnowhite]

She’s so fucking classy