swipebetter

Helping people on dating apps hookup, find the one and get more dates. Not in that order.

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@Ay_esha1 https://t.co/qliXoST38C

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friends: yeah I’m really picky when swiping

me:

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the free food from Tinder dates would cover the sex change

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the way the cookie crumbles

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Nah bro I’m 6’ I’ve just got bad posture

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Momma didn’t raise no quitter 🎶🎵🎶

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Me talking as if I’m not one of ya’ll, stay strong out there

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I am the one who knocks

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Crossing my balls 🤞🏼

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this is not the account you’re looking for

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It’s been a busy month ok

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And a 2 page flow chart with potential outcomes next to me :)

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Get ghosted or get messaged “Hi.” 3 times in a row - choice is yours.

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Refuse, reuse, recycle ♻️🚮

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Death, taxes and girls saying they’ve never done this before 🙄🥴

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Friends made me post this, probably will delete later or something idk ahaha 🌸🙈

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Bumble - the only app where a girl can ghost you without you even talking to them.

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Hey Alexa, play “All By Myself” :/

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@bumble - making people swipe up on @tinder since 2014.

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Each day you don’t shave can add another year on 🧔🏼👶🏼