Billy Switchblade

2026: Scottie 3/1 Amex. PReed 6.5/1 Qatar. Morikawa 200/1 Pebble LIVE. Rahm 2.75/1 LIV HK. Fitz 20/1 RBC. Rai 225/1 PGA.

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

He also likes to steal from the common man under the alias of John Bradley, an 8 index

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Welcome back to major championship golf, J.B. Holmes!

This week's @USOpenGolf will be his first major start in 7 years.

The 44-year-old former Ryder Cupper's last major start at The Open in 2019 got off to an incredible start before an unfortunate fall. Holmes led after the first and second rounds before shooting 87 on Sunday to fall from third to 67th.

The five-time TOUR winner has made only three cuts in 23 starts over the last four seasons, but one strong day of play at Golf's Longest Day can propel you all the way to major championship glory.

Holmes led the TOUR in Driving Distance in both 2011 and 2016.

Can Holmes turn back the clock and capitalize on this opportunity?

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

And now they blow the horn for fog, what a pathetic organization @USGA

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

Why is this golf course softer than baby shit right now? This is our national championship, that used to mean something

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

There is a PGA Championship merch issue in the Greater Philadelphia area

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

This rules

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

Imagine the defending NCAA D1 Men's National Golf Champs playing against Viktor Hovland, Matt Wolff, Kris Ventra, Zach Bachou, Austin Ekroat and Sam Stevens.

Introducing the BATTLE OF THE COWBOYS: A matchup between the 2025 and 2018 Oklahoma State National Championship teams 🏆

Watch the event on Golf Channel's YouTube page this Friday, May 29 at 5 p.m. ET 🤠🔥

@CSI_Longwood | @OSUCowboyGolf

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

If you see someone swerving going 85 on the AC expressway, just steer clear I’m trying to watch Spieth

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

Remember when Spieth shot 61 in Phoenix

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

He cannot be serious with this routine. Christmas is coming, buddy.

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

Can you guys help me out? Is this any good?

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

Still not a single shot from the Gotterup/Matsuyama group, am I going insane?

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

Garrick Higgo is proving himself to be one of the great pricks of our time

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

There needs to be a Block cutline. If you can’t beat Block, pack your shit up and we’ll see you at the CJ Cup

[Jay “Back to Back” Sigel @seegsGAP]

Rumor is Bryson is doing break 40 at Walnut Lane on Saturday

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

This was never gonna be easy

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

Jordannnnnn

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

@TerryFranconia They’re following Jordan Spieth

[Billy Switchblade @SwitchBladeBil1]

@OutsideTheCut @KylePorterNS @sapsoriginal I’m still firmly in the hater camp however, I may be following in yours and Porter’s footsteps once he begins his conquest of the Champions Tour