Sarah

[Sarah @switzy]

wasn't sure what my first post-eras tweet would be but here it is: stop trying to make the mastermind clap happen.

[Sarah @switzy]

Are they still friendship bracelets if you don’t want to share? #itsjustaquestion #ErasTour

[Sarah @switzy]

@karafreeman @PopCrave @dfree86 wait up

[Sarah @switzy]

@WitzPickz Let's preface that joke with the silver lining here: at least those fans waving "It's called soccer" signs are going home disappointed.

[Sarah @switzy]

@MKBHD ticketmastermind

[Sarah @switzy]

nobody asked ticketmaster

[Sarah @switzy]

@dfree86 @karafreeman I'm still in the queue for you!!! it's not over yet!

[Sarah @switzy]

I survived the great war now let's do it again @karafreeman

[Sarah @switzy]

Eras tour presale day

[Sarah @switzy]

Remember she's only cryptic and Machiavellian because she cares.

[Sarah @switzy]

MY FIRST EASTER EGG: Speak Now was released on October 25th, 2010 / 12 years ago today / the same day the Bejeweled video came out and hinted Speak Now will be the next Taylor’s version album.

[Sarah @switzy]

@WitzPickz I cand-y-ven believe this

[Sarah @switzy]

@SchittsCreekOOC Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve

[Sarah @switzy]

I know she's saying "somewhere else" but all I hear is "sombreros." #TSmidnighTS

[Sarah @switzy]

@birbigs @taylorswift13 I laughed so hard at "She's having it turned into a ****ing cat sanctuary.”

Please tell me it's going to be in Catsachussetts.

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

Selection Camp Midnights
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Finally Here

[Sarah @switzy]

@WitzPickz @Phil_Lewis_ yeah do that, because that'll ensure they lose

[Sarah @switzy]

@WitzPickz @ziibiing Also explains why we were hanging from such a low bar.

[Sarah @switzy]

@WitzPickz @ziibiing Some of us could, but nobody told us the reward would be having to stand up during an assembly.

[Sarah @switzy]

@WitzPickz finally a challenge I can get on board with