Sweekriti.

whateven

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

me waiting for that "espachhi ta aananda hunchha" phase in my life

[MONIKA🦋 @oye_jaatni]

Caption this:)

[sassy tharoor @proxymita]

going to eat mangoes aarupokhara litchi and melon at the same time, this is the greed they talk about in the bible

[𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇✰ @stariiyed]

forever jealous of people who loose their appetite instead of doubling it when they're stressed

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

late 30s men and their obsession with calling every woman didi

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

@baa_jhingaa eng'agement ba'dhauna khojeko 😩

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

not on the 5M one tho, aru ma chai ho

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

thank god twitter likes are secret i be liking posts from both sides of a beef

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

thank god twitter likes are secret i be liking posts from both sides of a beef

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

coffee enthusiasts of twitter: what's the best instant coffee you've had, and where is it available??

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

never hesitating to ask the universe for the weirdest, most unachievable dreams. i mean, if sudan gurung can become a HM, why can’t i be filthy rich and mentally stable, throw in a pet unicorn that poops gold, a luxury villa on mars, and a 36-hour day so i can actually sleep?

[Cactusary @baa_jhingaa]

PM rapper, HM yapper

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when u hear a lie about yourself but it's not as bad as the truth so u just go with it😂

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

muscle memory sets in so hard that the moment i unlock my phone, my thumb automatically opens teams. screen time vanda pani scream time vayo, such is my plighttttt. 🫠

[S̶a̶r̶c̶a̶s̶m̶ 🇳🇵 @SarcasmNpl]

Is Sher Bahadur Deuba officially the first Nepali to lose his job due to AI?

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

money

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

i used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9am to 5pm

[Sweekriti. @swkrity]

once a wise man said be so private they can do nothing but assume