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[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@gmfb Biscuits and gravy.

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@ShawnRyanShow It's only a hologram if you accept that our spirits (souls) are the "real thing" and that our reality is a construct built to test/educate our souls.

[Kevin Patrick Mahaffey @dropalltables]

Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@fox12oregon Encampment a new word for homeless camp?

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@heykayadams Was.

[Gays For Trump @GaysForTrump]

Nithya Raman even LOST her own district (CD-4) to Spencer Pratt and Karan Bass, but you expect us to believe she beat them BOTH by winning 40% of the vote in the rest of the city by mail-in ballots? 🧐

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Start out with “don’t stab anyone.”

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@BakersTuts @AshtonForbes Yes, but you can only use the 2014 version of After Effects.

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@AshtonForbes @RepLuna If you are determined to be a whistleblower and a criminal I believe you would not be able to retain your immunity.

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@bennyjohnson Yes, but who is going to do anything about it?

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@AshtonForbes The irony is that Geoffrey now knows exactly what happened to MH370. I wonder if he got to the pearly gates and was like, “Fuck, that Ashton dude was right!”

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@Summom525 @timburchett They do for love. 😀

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@Summom525 @timburchett Or she married down. 😆

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@TheBabylonBee I think my oldest tee is 34 years old. Maybe it’s only 33. Tee lasted longer than my memory.

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@FieldGulls So what is something missing from the player? He seems to have the motor but was it coaching on how to use that motor what let him down?

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@bennyjohnson Until the mail in ballots get counted.

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@AshtonForbes Reddit is where Twitter was before Elon saved the day. Full of psy-ops and lunatics. Best to ignore it.

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@seasquid206 @StacyRost Not to the national narrative. People still think the Charbonet play was the fluke and without that the Rams would have gone to the Super Bowl. Despite what happened in the playoffs when the 49rs and Rams both got beat. Not saying the narrative is right, but it is what it is.

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@elonmusk @IterIntellectus Maybe when people talk about harnessing the power of the sun that they really mean fusion and not solar…

[swooshdave @swooshdave]

@StacyRost The way that Seahawks can prove it wasn’t a fluke is to win it again. But they also can’t let the Rams score 5000 points against them like they did last year.