John Yates

Software Architect/Engineer. Bicyclist. Stanford Women's Basketball fan. Now active at

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I don’t plan to spend much time here any more,

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@JoyceCarolOates Our apples didn’t look like stars, but fresh off the tree they tasted awesome.

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@MyGolfSpy @golfspybarbajo I pay more attention to the logo on his shirt (they pay my salary!).

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@golfspybarbajo I just might have photos…

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@Dawn_French https://t.co/2Av7J2VAFk

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@LASparks @StanfordWBB @chiney @nnekaogwumike We saw that 11-12 years ago!!

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@JoyceCarolOates I’ve seen “siloed” used often in the wild, mostly referring to departments within companies so focused on their own goals and incentives that they ignore the needs and goals of others - including the company as a whole.

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@Grady_Booch Don’t let your shirt get caught…

[Computer Science @CompSciFact]

'So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.' -- Ryan Singer

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@Grady_Booch (Oh, you asked “buy”)

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@Grady_Booch Not sure I should reply to someone losing their blue check, but: https://t.co/osX6ShrNuz

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@golfspybarbajo Bet it didn’t come close to Josephine’s!

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@Grady_Booch Aren’t they (usually) post-partums

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@macsmith413 @StanfordWBB The 4 3-6 teams are all within 12 votes…

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@Gunblaze1969 @ChrisMurphyCT @JoJoFromJerz Easily found: search for the title and Pew.

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@golfspybarbajo HNY, you and yours!

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@slicknet Interesting. When I hit the link in twitter…

[NPR @NPR]

Oprah Winfrey endorsed Democrat John Fetterman in the Pennsylvania Senate race, rejecting his opponent, Dr. Oz, who she helped propel to prominence as a regular guest on her show in the early 2000s. https://t.co/UHOjuKA1i7

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@Grady_Booch Bonus Daily Cartoon: A Sticky Wicket https://t.co/yET7oagYoj

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@Grady_Booch @Grady_Booch do you plan to stay here on Twitter? I’m struggling with the question..,

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Another of @buttner ‘s library customers!

[Stanford Medicine @StanfordMed]

Congratulations to Professor @CarolynBertozzi, winner of the 2022 @NobelPrize in Chemistry.