cunty mcgee

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[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[Paul Soter @PaulSoter]

I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.

[M.E 🎈 @Emmys]

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

[cakes @budihurdd]

i have ascended to god’s country

[cunty mcgee @swtlikecinnabon]

@JessPected They’re more angry with a child not “knowing” to stay away from a predator than the actual predator. Her being stupid in their eyes (not mine) is worse than him grooming and murdering a little girl

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

We're told if boys see feminism it'll harm their mental health.

Meanwhile what girls are constantly bombarded with. Imagine being a girl & seeing men defend raping & dismembering girls.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

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[Нэйтан @waryprince]

I think it’s sooo cute that men finally invented a way to call other men hot. “Mogged” just means he’s the hotter one. That’s really beautiful

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Typed “my chud life” and it autocorrected to “my chic life”

[soli @solisolsoli]

Alien visitor by Carrie Liao

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

(squeezing my fists so tightly my knuckles turn white) leave him Alone

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Negative pregnancy test spotted on the asphalt. Spring is here and the ladies are outside

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I don’t need a period tracker I just wait until I catch myself talking like an evil grand vizier and I know she’s on the way

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Instead of saying "Women slept their way to the top", we should say "Men withhold promotions until they receive sexual favors". Because that is what it really is.
Also: if women could sleep their way to the top, there would be more women in power at the top.

[cunty mcgee @swtlikecinnabon]

@carriethefairyo @therealmxbs I was wondering where you went 😭😭😭

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

actually they’re both beautiful and if your heart is full of kindness and whimsy you know that……,

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

i have an unpopular opinion that many people are not ready to hear but the fact that Keith Porter, another victim of ICE isnt being recognized in these posts, is a big hint….

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

are you telling me that every last rat couple before this was living in sin

[cunty mcgee @swtlikecinnabon]

@skylarromines @letipezz @ma1ybe Postpartum depression is not a choice