Sydney

[ciara 🐰🧁 @ciaramiara]

realizing that how i grew up really does affect how i am in my relationships

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

when u have to sit next to a stranger at a movie

[The Forbitten McRib. @GREASESTAlNS]

just accidentally vaped onto a fly and it immediately dropped dead

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

[teoni @teoniw]

When a nga think u a #ThroatGoat but you really a #TeethKeith and yo pussy mid

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Waking up with the vape stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship

[Alex @midsmoker34]

[Stomach already hurting bad as fuck from the clam chowder I had 20 minutes ago] I’ll have the salted butterscotch cappuccino iced please

[JT @jiratickets]

So hungover I logged into my 401k and added beneficiaries

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[Avery Edison @aedison]

almost reassuring now to receive a childlike, borderline-illiterate email. ah, good—chatgpt didn’t touch this

[miri @eggoslug]

If you don’t lock in this week they’re gonna fucking get you

[Mads @europemaxxed]

”can't wait to go home“ mfs as soon as they get home

[Grace @gracecamille_]

did my taxes today. Just kinda said fuck it and hit submit

[soleila 🍨 (inpatient) @soleilastarves]

how i view everything around me when my routine is thrown off even a little bit

[🐌mahru🌔 @mahrugarita]

i HAVE to go. i have to go somewhere. anywhere. everywhere. i have to leave. and i have to go.