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91820🤍//in too many fandoms atm🙂

[onyx🇵🇸🍉 @sxnflowermark]

The phrase that started it all

onward & upward.

[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mexicanhudcon]

I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THE SAME EXACT GUY LMDAOOASOOAO

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

texts between me and my 13 year old brother who is speaking way too loud while gaming with his friends

[mister employed @Forever_Wario]

They made vibrio reporting optional? they made LISTERIA reporting optional??? This is really bad dude

[^_^ @misandrism]

Me: I WILL lock the F back in with healthful eating and buy so much fucking produce .

World News: There’s now something going around called Exploding Poop Disease caused exclusively by eating produce, due to there being shit and poop all over the produce.

[M ✨ @thespicexqueen]

I don’t think Taco Bell is the source of the cyclosporiasis out break so I don’t know why tweets are blaming them. They are simply pulling items for cautionary reasons, as they should. It’s definitely a big supplier tho. Like a Sysco or something or another…. A big plant.

[Michal Tal, PhD @ImmunoFever]

Last year some regrettable cost cutting decisions were made about foodborne pathogen testing, ending 28 years of screening for cyclosporiasis and quickly catching and quenching several outbreaks. Now we still have no idea what the source of this outbreak is. This is the price!!!

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

me: im in my 30s and really want to make sure i eat fruit and vegetables every day! my doctors also want me to eat certain things

the country i live in: we've deregulated food protections so much that if you eat a fresh leaf you'll shit yourself

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

I’ll be the first to tell yall that an electrolyte imbalance ain’t shit to play with.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Olive Garden is bringing back its Never Ending Pasta Pass for the first time in six years

The $100 pass gives customers unlimited pasta dishes for 13 weeks with no limit on visits

[gb @gginajack]

What’s scary about the cyclospora outbreak is that the cdc isn’t tracing, so the manufacturer/supplier is likely still unknowingly producing cyclospora infected products. No recalls in sight, no solution in sight. Just explosive diarrhea

[princetongirl818 @ceciliasrose]

Imagine you order something and a Shane Hollander themed robot delivers it to your house I need people in Chicago to lock in because this is funny af

[mille ꕤ @otbperrie]

ilya rozanov’s hair?????? welcome back

[۟ @cloisphile]

ryan finding out ilya and shane are together by casually bumping into them making out in the office while working together at their charity hockey camp is so funny pls a trio that heals me 🎀

[۟ @cloisphile]

my ass is shaking imagining this on my screen

[aether @bluewdrift]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[mille ꕤ @otbperrie]

dane solari and finn lunare i still think about you

[kuqqe @kikuqqe]

how the fuck do you watch heated rivalry and become a solo stan of one actor while turning into a hater of the other yall are actually sick idk

[jade🎀 @dreamofbuswell]

Jesus Christ Hudson Williams “fighting” with the paparazzi following them in Paris

[angel ⋆｡𖦹 @matchalesbiana]

shane *freshly sweaty in gym clothes after running his daily 10k*: so what are you thinking for breakfast

ilya: *dizzy as fuck taking in every single whiff* uhhhhhh aha um uhhhh

[fatima (ꪜ) 🔮 | arirang @evalization]

oh he’s unarchiving his posts?? he doesn’t give a shit anymore 🔥 love it!