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[해린 @sxoul__]

Just got married to @ellysaa_

[Syud @SyuhadaShud]

Malaysians, kita ni Tuhan belum uji lagi dengan bencana alam besar tiap tahun dan sepanjang tahun, gaji guru RM100 yang dibayar 3 bulan sekali dan pemerintah yang abaikan kebajikan dan pendidikan rakyat. Kita belum cukup terdesak. Jadi agak-agaklah bila menghina.

[🔥THE MVPANDO OF DISASTER 🔥(COMMS OPEN CLOSED) @PandoMigos]

Its almost as if they had a show specifically for concepts like this
But no, we need to see 5 specials with Captain Carter and Howard the duck fucking a human

[Hisham Mhr @SirHishamMahir]

Ya Tuhan yang Maha Mengetahui, Kau hukumlah mereka yang menyeleweng harta orang Islam ini.

Berilah balasan di dunia ini agar kami semua nampak yang putih dari yang hitam.

[Fľøkï @Dee_Floki]

The natural ventilation in the Neighborhood would be crazy

[jason @morecjjj]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[lis @lys_shawty]

a tela de carregamento a cada cinco paços

[Blast @Blastlcoms]

Mdrrr au lieu de prêcher la parole du Seigneur il lance la technique des 1000 oiseaux de Sasuke

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Probably because of this

[summer⁵ @coolwithanni_]

🚨HYBE shareholders are telling Bang Si-hyuk to get on his knees and apologize to Min Hee-jin, bring her back to produce NewJeans, and apologize to Danielle.

They’re also criticizing HYBE for wasting shareholders’ money on legal fees.

Seems like everybody is sick of them

[Emmiewinnie @Emmie_fly]

Gay person asking me for directions*

Me: "Go Straight"

[Muhammad Najib @muhammadnajib79]

I have a theory for this.

Dulu masa X is still Twitter dan Instagram just came up, there is a joke that Instagram actually Twitter untuk orang yang malas menulis dan membaca.

So Instagram is where you post pictures and look at other pictures, in direct contrast to Twitter.

Later on Twitter become X and Threads came up.

Threads require Instagram account. So now you have people with Instagram having a new socmed similar to Twitter/X.

And voila, orang yang malas menulis dan membaca dulu tu sekarang ada socmed yang require them to menulis dan membaca.

And that's why some people on Threads are different breed than those on X.

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Everything is urgent in corporate until you ask for approval😣

[om @xallehrazax]

Rindu orang-orang bodoh dekat sini. Semua orang-orang bodoh dah pindah Threads.

[𝒻 (x) 🇲🇾 @drahfa]

Adab meminjam, mesti membayar.

[۟zubeer @goon4diddy]

Kakashi vs obito were to happen today it would’ve been flashing lights, random orbs coming out of no where, retarded impact frames and barely being able to tell what’s going on your screen

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Sad how many people don’t know about Optimal Bite Point

[abe oyen 🐈💨 @0yenNatun]

This is how Malaysia animation on RTM channels looks like in 2000s and we have come so far

[Max @Max_DDLC]

Papá, ¿Por qué me llamo Mundial 2026 GTA VI Avengers Doomsday?

[Logical Nonsense @LogicalThot]

THIS.
THIS is what AI should be used for.
Not mass surveillance and generating things a two year old with a crayon could draw