I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

I asked my AI bot to imitate Robert Creely.

It said pain is imperfect --
perceptible.

And content is always only
an extension of form.

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

Koe Pretzel. @KoeWetzel @benandjerrys

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

A Mid-West Koan:

With spring nearing,
when it comes to flip-flops,
Which is the flip,
and which is the flop?

[Mike Topp @MikeTopp]

For a limited time anyone who retweets me will receive a complimentary videocassette. Motion pictures will be random (Escape from New York, The Proposal, Death Race 2000, etc.) but all films are recorded on the finest Super-Avilyn tape stock, for up to 300 trouble-free viewings.

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

I'm pretty average. I like my drinks cold and my soup hot.

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@CoMoGov
Can you tell me if these are City of Columbia signs and must be legaly followed?
They are quite far away from any private driveway and have caused people to not park in the public parking. This is on N 9th st.

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

My teeth are so clean I'd eat off them.

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

Headstone epithet: It Just Didn't Work Out

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

If I ever need to give a fake name I always say "Terry. Terry Cloth."

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

I'm not looking for a hill to die on--I'm looking for a ditch to live in.

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

I don't have a drinking problem. I have a drinking *situation*.

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Just think--you could have been anyone,
but, you get to be you.
How lucky you are

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

@JessRMcKenna please start a punk band with @brettsperminute

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

What's that expression? The tent that broke the camel's nose?

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

I MEAN PEAS! FROZEN PEAS!

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

Quarantine Tip 7: be sure to stock up on frozen bees.

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I had an idea for a story, but realized today it was Leaving Las Vegas meets Eat Pray Love, and that sounds just awful.

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@MWModernWarfare USA, PC

[Modern Warfare 4 Intel @CODMW4Intel]

RT if you're experiencing an issue where Modern Warfare XP is not being awarded after matches. ⚠️

Reply with your platform and region.

[I Don't Belong Here Ⓥ @sychopompos]

I call a quick pickle a quickle.