IF U DONT AGREE GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE EVERY ALLIGATOR HATES YOU AND I HOPE UR FAMILY IS CURSED FOR SEVERAL GENERATIONS TO NEVER SEE AN ALLIGATOR AGAIN
Republicans are Very Mad (again) about my appearance. This time they’re mad that I look good in borrowed clothes (again).
Listen, if Republicans want pointers on looking your best, I’m happy to share.
Tip #1: Drink water and don’t be racist
I feel like all the word searches I did in elementary & middle school were preparing me for when I have to answer questions from a book I haven’t read in college.