Syd

So that all the iconic things I say will remain immortalized

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I never want to see you again but I look for pieces of you in every stranger I meet (I'm emo about a breakup)

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Before every session, I send my therapist relevant screenshots and TikToks. I call it her required reading

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My passion project is writing out banger texts to boys who have wronged me in my notes app and despite everyone telling me not to send sending them anyways hehe

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@KinographyKing King you're too comfortable on this app

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@KinographyKing Answer your insta dms bitch

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I have a deep seeded fear of Italian men

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Fun fact. @KinographyKing has jerked off in 15+ allies #dark

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I assume that everyone has a crush on me until I'm proven wrong

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Ummm guys. Everything in my life rn is giving what the actual fuck

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@Blasphemma Someone's playing a murder mystery game

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Just fyi it's not oversharing if you're interesting enough

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My life got boring for 2 seconds and so naturally the next step was to develop a crush on someone I'm objectively cooler than. Silly goofy

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@KinographyKing Conorr. Toronto desperately needs this energy it's being wasted in Sudbury

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Maybe a hot take but I think LinkedIn would benefit from adding a relationship status section

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I’m a hater first and a feminist second

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@KinographyKing Cemetery is certainly more unhinged than the alley. Pop off

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I mean yes he can call me crazy but my friends call him geriatric looking and accuse him of using zoom filters to look better sooooooo I'd rather be called crazy

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I'm just a funny silly little goose but I also always at least one nemesis. So what I'm saying is that I'm versatile

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I don't even care about hockey but if I had to draw a Venn diagram of obnoxious people and Boston bruins fans, it would quite simply be a circle

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@PreferablyJoe Loving this fashion blogger era joseph 10/10