Sydney Mayfield

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

Sometimes it's enough to just make the coffee u don't actually have to drink it. Sometimes u don't even have to put it in a mug

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Let’s Laugh Day.

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

Live thy neighbor, Laugh thy neighbor, Love thy neighbor

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

My dog just told me "If I have to be a dog at least I’m yours"

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

It puts the fries in the bag or it gets the hose again

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

i want you to know that inclusivity comes natural to me

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

I used to say I did have a disability on job apps cuz i was depressed

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

thin mints are the only successful mint cookie I can think of

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

i almost forgot squidward worked at the krusty krab too

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

Baby monkeys should be called mittens

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

Are baby monkies called kittens.

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

@TheInsiderPaper Woke up from a horrible dream to a worse reality

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

How to harvest purple potato ?
How to steam artichoke ?

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

Often times Reddit usernames are funnier than the comment itself

[Leftist Murder Jackson ❼ @iknoweverysong]

thats an awfully hot covfefe pot

[pony fart dude @viv33003]

If bitch is a female dog and dogs bark and trees have bark on them and peppermint bark is bomb and bombs can kill people and people are cool and Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner is playing then are u calling me pretty

[Sydney Mayfield @sydbeymart]

@PrinceVogel Last Great American Whale

[Noah Kumin @marsreviewer]

You must be book review maxxing. You must be asking if the piece has a sufficiently recent "peg." You must be providing a thoughtful summary of the book under review before showcasing your own opinions. You must be writing with decorum and grace. You must be refraining from the use of dirty four-letter words unless the usage is a quotation or absolutely necessary for context. You must be capitalizing the first letter of an independent clause following a colon: This is an example of such.

Come hear some examples of book reviews on Tuesday at Sov House:
https://t.co/ffkdV0NTat

[Noah Kumin @marsreviewer]

Come say hi? There will be some special guests and tote bags and book reviews and booze.. All your favorite things

Must have ticket to enter! (But free for subscribers)
https://t.co/4QGkI27l0o

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