Syd

“Life of short, drive fast and leave a sexy corpse” -Stanley Hudson

[relatable @byreIatable]

Kids that upload the entire course to Quizlet are the backbone of this society

[Syd @sydimlay]

@lexxhardycall So glad I’m not the only one 😂😅

[lexie hardy call @lexxhardycall]

hug your little brothers tight today

[Syd @sydimlay]

@Sioloboy If you need any help advertising in So Utah/ search retargeting/ commercials let me know! I’ll help in any way I can :)

[Tyler @tmonson23]

Yzma origin story where we learn that her parents were killed by a pack of wild llamas

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: wheres the 13th floor?

builder: we skip it in all our buildings

me: what why

builder:

me:

builder: *embarrassed* too spooky

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

I’M WHEEZING

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We’re making a new reservoir for people not hot enough to get invited to Lake Powell

[Syd @sydimlay]

Peacock need to cease and desist playing The Office and GIVE 👏 IT 👏 BACK 👏 TO 👏 NETFLIX!!

[Syd @sydimlay]

@Alexisthehottie I just can’t wait to be stuck in the moment with him on stage

[Syd @sydimlay]

I’m still holding out hope that when I go to a Justin Bieber concert he’ll call me up on stage and serenade me with “one less lonely girl”

[Syd @sydimlay]

The CGI in the first Star Wars movies SLAPS. That’s still quality, let alone for the time

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Ted Mosby, in the year 2030, told the story of how he met his children's mother and HE NEVER MENTIONED THE CORONAVIRUS ONCE

[Syd @sydimlay]

@akaEmmaLouise https://t.co/kNilD4SS60

[Syd @sydimlay]

One of my coworkers is talking about how making depressed people stay at home is going to make the suicide rate go up.
BRO, STAYING AT HOME ALL DAY AND NEVER LEAVING MY BED IS MY DEPRESSED DREAM