Sydnie

yikes

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@CodyHakimian @Uber_Support Wow.

[CodyHakimian @CodyHakimian]

@Uber_Support I searched for "Kosher" food on your app and was served a sponsored ad for a non-kosher restaurant. Because of this search filter error, I unknowingly placed an order that violated my religious dietary requirements and had to cancel. Support is refusing a refund.

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@CodyHakimian @Uber_Support I am also uber one customer

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@will57724128 Dinner with the gf, spa day, running, pickle

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@will57724128 Running, pickleball, reading

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@will57724128 I honestly agree

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@will57724128 Agree w forever

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@will57724128 Your rizz is approx 2.4

[ZT @NY_EvilEmpire]

Try to guess which one is illegal…

[ZT @NY_EvilEmpire]

For every minute you’re angry you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

[ZT @NY_EvilEmpire]

“The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done... you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do.”

[ZT @NY_EvilEmpire]

Don’t count the days… make the days count 🙌

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@thekidzt *philly

[Sydnie @sydmarkss]

@CJMarkowitz A girl in my sorority wrote this! How cool

[Christie Markowitz @CJMarkowitz]

You don’t need a special moment to drink champagne...let champagne make the moment special🥂thank you @wine_com for the evening with bubbly champagne @MoetUSA @VeuveClicquot + @MaisonRuinart

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"My late stepfather, Samuel, he was 1 of 900 children in his school in Białystok, Poland, but the only one to survive the Holocaust after four years in concentration camps ... that is what America represents to the world." -- Blinken

[geo @GeorgiaWood_x]

If you seriously believe that this vaccine is just the government planting a chip into your arm you have the mental capacity of a fucking slug no offence like

[Patterico @Patterico]

For context, when Obama ran for re-election, he won. When Trump ran for re-election, he lost.

[Steven Perlberg @perlberg]

First Jewish second gentleman. We have broken the stained glass ceiling