SYD

take a gander

[⃟ @grrleater]

some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. this is my truth #sorry

[𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘐 @BALENClAGAZ]

When they discover a cure for blindness:

[vito ☆ @whosvto]

when the full song doesn't hit the same after the snippet

[Wet Ball Paul @WufpackSports]

Trippin sack

Listened to simple man by Lynyrd Skynrd 12 times in a row

Playing Mario cart

Turned off all the power ups and just drove
Just drove man

[SYD @sydmartorano]

@wiseguykeith spiked ade the better ones imo

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

Holy fuck that body of yours is absurd

[kat @seafairyservant]

Was trying to order a turkey bacon club but asked for a “turken bakey club”

[keaton @keatonkeaton999]

washing my dirty hands using the condensation on my soft drink before i eat my wendy’s burger

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[Sweaty Paloma 🇺🇸 @talldarkthirsty]

*Taps testicles*

“Testes 1, 2. Testes”

[Jack @FuneralDrinker1]

Smoking buttnaked and just dropped the blunt on my balls. I screamed so fuckin loud.

[SYD @sydmartorano]

@destroymen69

[connor bernard @beagleschmeagle]

Extremely rough start to the day

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

Walking into work 20 minutes late with McDonalds in hand

[Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr. @bigmarcusbbq]

Your gfs fat roommate explaining the dumbest game you’ve ever played at a pregame

[SYD @sydmartorano]

@succubbbitch heavy on LP Giobi

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Whenever a receiver drops a pass I make sure to say something insightful like “oh man you gotta catch that,” so everyone in the room understands that I know ball.