Today a child broke down crying at art camp. I swooped in, ready to have a life chat and be there for this child.
Through his tears, he whispered, “I just stayed up too late last night watching Shrek the Musical. I just love Shrek so much.” And he buried his face in his hands.
LADIES imagine:
It’s 15 years from now. Youve been planning this dinner for 2 months. Your husband asks where his supersuit is. You ask why he needs to know. He says its for the greater good. You know youre the greatest good he’ll ever get. You realize - your evening is in danger
people who think it’s laurel:
• are correct
people who think it’s yanny:
• eat pizza with a fork and knife
• don’t use turn signals
• ask for snapchat streaks
• film fights vertically on their phones
• didn’t understand infinity war’s ending