BREAKING NEWS: I have been feeling unwell the last two days - tired, headache, foggy brain. I have been concerned about COVID infection, but it was hard to imagine how: we have been so careful.
I just discovered 5 minutes ago that I HAVE BEEN MAKING DECAF COFFEE FOR 2 DAYS.
My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the microwave to rid them of any chance of Corona Virus & then the papers caught on fire... I can’t make this stuff up people
I am a:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 Dumb bitch
Seeking:
⚪️ validation
⚪️ world peace
🔘the dopamine I get by spending $6 on iced coffee iced every morning telling myself it’s “self care” even though I have no money or self esteem