sydney aron

I may have a caffeine problem • ttuhsc ‘21 nursing 🤩

[sydney aron @sydney_aron]

Dropped my whole cup of coffee this morning = narcoleptics worst nightmare

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I hate when boomers say “I paid off my tuition by working through college” and their tuition cost like 3 nickels and an oath against communism

[coffee folk @coffeefoIk]

Coffee — because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm

[sydney aron @sydney_aron]

Charlie’s angels

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Brody. He’ll be the first to tell you his first attempt at getting in the kayak wasn’t great, but he never gave pup. 14/10

[sydney aron @sydney_aron]

I should do my workout but instead I nap

[coffee folk @coffeefoIk]

i am pretty sure that my birthstone is a coffee bean.

[Ron Lim @ronwritings]

let go
of the things
that make you
feel like shit

[sydney aron @sydney_aron]

I hate the mornings and it didn’t do anything to me. I’m like a cat and mornings are the cup on the table. It needs to go

[Claire Potter 🇺🇸 @TenuredRadical]

BREAKING NEWS: I have been feeling unwell the last two days - tired, headache, foggy brain. I have been concerned about COVID infection, but it was hard to imagine how: we have been so careful.

I just discovered 5 minutes ago that I HAVE BEEN MAKING DECAF COFFEE FOR 2 DAYS.

[sydney aron @sydney_aron]

@hannahramsd3n Future dentist advice right here

[Thotty Kay💕 @coIIegebby]

so apparently taking a nap doesn’t make my problems go away??? shocked & upset

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

This is Wilson. He is now working from home.👨‍💻

[Joe Roche @JRoche3MR]

Hockey has been cancelled for like six hours and Canada solved coronavirus

[emily perez @Lou16em]

My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the microwave to rid them of any chance of Corona Virus & then the papers caught on fire... I can’t make this stuff up people

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am a:
⚪️ male
⚪️ female
🔘 Dumb bitch

Seeking:
⚪️ validation
⚪️ world peace
🔘the dopamine I get by spending $6 on iced coffee iced every morning telling myself it’s “self care” even though I have no money or self esteem

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

How am I supposed to be skinny and hot when I use carbs as a coping mechanism