Sydney Buses

I get you where you need to go (sometimes). I take you home after a big night. I am overcrowded and often driven by a maniac speed freak. Admit it: you need me.

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@daleyrant You'd be surprised what people do in my hallowed aisles.

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@garystark I know. Sorry. I look even worse in New Math than I do IRL.

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@garystark Except you don't need a prepaid ticket to get into Hades. Presumably.

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@Leighlo Sorry I'm late. Busy picking up glomesh-clad cowboys further up-route.

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RT @paulverhoeven Sydney Busses. For when convenience just isn't convenient enough.

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Can't tweet: Striking.

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@garystark Good point. It's also why holidays to Hell are so unpopular.

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@Leighlo Hope it was a comfy nap.

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Use your imagination, @garystark. The crowds, the stifling heat. Doesn't it feel just like a tropical holiday?

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RT @Leighlo Let me off the bus. Let me off the bus... || Sorry, we don't do that.

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@iamseanyb It's not personal, it's business. Not my fault: it's my job to make you hate me lots.

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(But they took the strangest detours you ever did see).

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And lo, I created limited stops bus routes. And they were great.

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Fact 3: Any Circular Quay bus accidentally appearing at these times will be at 150% capacity, 25% late, and will not stop.

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Fact 2: At 9am on weekdays, 500% more buses! 0 in 4 go to the Quay. But if you want Park St, King St, Town Hall, Wynyard or QVB, I'm there.

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Fact 1: 90% of the time, there are very few buses at Central, but 3 in 4 will go to Circular Quay.

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The driver of today's 403 to Marrickville wears a fetching lilac sweater by Target, and a bad perm from 1984.

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Yes folks, that's choral musak ABBA Dancing Queen FTW. The 426 is the place to be!

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If it's showtunes you're after, the 426 to Dulwich Hill is the bus for you!

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@Jen_Bennett Yes, it's a very exclusive level of public transport hell: entry by prepaid ticket only.