Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack

Yes, I'm THAT Gary Stark. Putting the fun in dysfunction.

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[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

Please, everyone, note that when I have my next birthday - or any subsequent one - I wish to have exactly zero politicians of any political persuasion in attendance.

[Scott Burchill @IRanalyst]

Disheartening downside of bipartisanship: 'We've been seeing a bit of each other': Peter Dutton attends birthday bash for friend Richard Marles in Washington https://t.co/SW2BmtRkiS

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

Feeling sadness for your loss, @joshzepps .

Your dad was a wonderful person, may he rest in peace.

yisgadal veyiskadash shmey raba ...

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

What's up with the @KJAZZ881 live stream?

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@debbieschipp @Optus Yep.

That certainly sounds like @Optus

Apparently, I am now in a black spot.

A black spot of their creation.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

Since the 3G shutdown, @Optus no longer functions for 4G or 5G in Bondi.

I'm ordering a bloody carrier pigeon.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@NBN_Australia Again: YOU BROKE IT.

YOU need to fix it.

Urgently.

Do your job.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

Thank you @NBN_Australia for your complete absence of service.

Which was working perfectly well until you performed some maintenance on Wednesday last. Since then, my service has been very poor and intermittent, culminating today in a complete and total failure.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@NBN_Australia As I mentioned, this disruption has the capacity to cause me physical harm. I am disabled, and you need to ensure that already flagged-as-urgent matter is, in fact, actually addressed in a matter that somewhat approaches urgent.

At this time it appears that nothing has happened.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@NBN_Australia No follow up?

You mess up the hardware, and then wander away, leaving your clients without a connection and potentially in danger of physical harm?

I believe that's called a failure of your duty of care.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@clarkes @NBN_Australia 👍😖

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@clarkes @NBN_Australia No such luck here with line of sight anything.

I'm on the ground floor, in the middle of an apartment block, surrounded by multi-storey apartment blocks.

4G/5G has improved over the years, but it's still not stellar.

And Trumbull's NBN is shit on a stick.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@NBN_Australia me being disabled.

You need tp urgently fix what you appear to have broken.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@NBN_Australia Provider already contacted and a fault has been lodged.

But you are avoiding mentioning the fact that the service only went belly-up immediately following your maintenance on Wednesday last. Two days ago.

This disappearance of my service can have serious repercussions due to

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@clarkes @NBN_Australia That requires a secondary modem, and an account that you can pay for, to sit dormant for most of the time.

Not really a viable option.

And my iPad isn't allowing tethering for some reason, plus I live in a 4G/5G black hole.

iPad and phone work for many things, but not Alexa

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

As regards Wednesday's maintenance, I was truly excited to learn of this after you had started it.

But right now you have left me with no service, which means that some essential (to my health and well-being) services no longer function.

Again, thank you.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

They're confusing activity with actually doing something useful

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

FMD. They want to ban YouTube for kids as well ? ? ? It’s a valuable learning tool in schools around the country. this is gross stupidity.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

Anus and Bananaby ...

[Mark Dickenson @bugwannostra]

Angus Taylor and Barnaby Joyce conspired to make $80 million disappear, and the Australian Federal Police completely ignored this. It's bigger than any bank heist. We are swimming in the imaginary water. #auspol #NACC Politicians can't get in trouble.

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@mormorlady @ozipetezar @Kangaroo_Court I think that Trumbull would be entirely appropriate, given his history with tRump

[Professor West Wing Fried Chicken Shack @garystark]

@MareeSolaris @lynlinking Nobody.

But the whole world lost.

[Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1]

The US may deserve Trump. We don’t.