Sydney Wolfe

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

my boyfriend is on a 10 day fast & just asked if he could smell my Hershey bar…

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

commenting on your friends venmo transactions should be more popular

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

we need to start referencing others as “pip-squeaks” more often

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

@javroar @LovieSmithStan

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

can you still poke people on fb?

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

some days you just need a mcdonald’s coke

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

i’m confused, is Coach cool again?!

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

claw clips are not the move for airplane rides

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

@CrumblCookies @LovieSmithStan

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

wireless VPN was down across my whole company this morning. so i got creative and found out my Peloton cord also works as an Aruba cord!! 👏🏼

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

hahaha yeah no

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

reminder to not check your investments today unless you want to feel poor & nauseous

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

every time Heather gets emotional/cries on selling sunset i also cry, i love her

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

“sometimes i feel like my life doesn’t have enough drama so i create it” -anonymous (maybe emily skow)

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

i new the economy was getting bad, but i didn’t know it was getting this bad… 20 cookies in a package instead of 24 😵‍💫

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

going to scottsdale this weekend, literally chugging water just looking at this

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

after tweeting i missed school supplies shopping, i get a work email that we have the opportunity to buy school supplies for some Nashville schools - yay!!! ✏️📒🍎

[Sydney Wolfe @sydney_wolfee]

@danheld @ryan_doser13 @LovieSmithStan 💸💸💸

[Dan Held @danheld]

2013: "Bitcoin crashes to $30"
2015: "Bitcoin crashes to $300"
2018: "Bitcoin crashes to $3,000"
2022: "Bitcoin crashes to $30,000"

Notice a pattern?

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

“I can’t wait to sit by the bonfire tonight”

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