planned parenthood has been helping me for the past month determine whether the tumor in my breast is cancerous or not COMPLETELY FREE cause i don’t have insurance and i’ll never understand why someone would want to defund that amazing and extremely helpful organization
my mom FaceTimed me and this is how it went
mom: I’m addicted to tiktok
me: *about to speak*
mom: it’s seriously so funny
me: *about to speak*
mom: last night I was laughing my ass off watching
This is Ned. He’ll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don’t giggle when you see him. He’s $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10