Sydney Derrick

you’re either elite or you’re not

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Our lawyers got Trinidad Chambliss an 11th year of eligibility y’all waffle folks don’t stand a chance

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

All that time and that pub hasn't put a man on the moon. Pathetic

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Literary what Martha Stewart went to federal prison for and he just announces his kids are all guilty.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Roman Safiullin to Novak Djokovic before they walked out for their match at Wimbledon:

“Your name is everywhere”

😭😭😭😭😭

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[RamLover69 🇺🇸 @GetRammed_69]

“WELCOME TO 7 STRAIGHT HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE MILITARY FLYOVERS”

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

I hear fireworks.

Erika Kirk must be nearby mourning.

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

My husband said “so Travis Kelce got to pick one thing….” 💀😭

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Karoline Leavitt went to an expensive private high school, then worked in the White House immediately out of college, then married a billionaire her daddy's age. What kind of spoon is that?

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Mintzy hasn’t posted about Dave’s book being released tomorrow yet.

Do I text him as a friend?

Or do I let him get in trouble and then have to drive around America with him until he sells a van full of them?

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Serena Williams’ daughters, Olympia & Adira, watching her comeback to professional tennis at Wimbledon.

She said the biggest reason she wanted to play again was so they could watch her compete.

Beautiful moment. 🥹🥹🥹

[Caitlin @courtsidewithcp]

Imagine being maya joint - not having a great season and then your first round opponent at Wimbledon is none other than Serena Williams 😭😭😭

[ESPN @espn]

Serena didn't drop a point in her opening service game 😯

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Serena Williams is playing and our daughters are sitting right next to us on the couch watching.
THAT’S how impactful and important she is to Tennis and culture.

[Carl Higbie @CarlHigbie]

FYI: you are 8 times more likely to die of diarrhea in India than you are of being killed by a gun in America

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps