sydney win

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

Group 8:

To vote for:

@BarstoolSC @901BarAndGrill, tweet “#BestBar901”

@UCLABarstool Rocco’s Tavern, tweet “#BestBarRoccos”

@ChicoStBarstool @RileysChico, tweet “#BestBarRileys”

@BarstoolGauchos @dublinsislavista, tweet “#BestBarDublins”

#BarstoolBestBar @OwensMixers

[antoniodavid @adsandovalss]

she looks like she's auditioning for oklahoma

[THSouthSports @THSouthSports]

Best Principal in the State, not even close. #BacktheBraves

[USC Trojans @USC_Athletics]

WATCH LIVE: The Trojans speak to the media following their win against Stanford #FightOn https://t.co/f8Lux9w5Oz

[kelly @kelllicopter]

john mulaney’s wife makes victorian lampshades and andy samberg‘s wife plays the harpsichord so what i’m hearing is that i need to get really good at something that was popular in the 1600s and a cool successful comedian will marry me

[Isabella Popoff @IsabellaPopoff]

met the coolest guy at Cackleberries today! he’s running cross country from LA to New York, raising awareness for the foster care community and raising funds for the Dave Thomas Foundation. if you want to follow along or donate, his instagram is @ meuswemovement !!

[Rick Semmler @RickSemmler]

Historic night for Terre Haute. For very the first time a TH North grad is facing a TH South grad in a MLB game with Josh Phegley and A’s taking on AJ Reed and White Sox. Reed’s first time up with Phegley catching. (Photo Courtesy: Shelbie Reed)

[bela @belatweets2u]

ppl w not divorced parents be like lmao look what my mom just said in the groupchat

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest language be like:

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

No yeah no = Oh no, you’re fine

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

me: red velvet cake is just chocolate cake dyed red. logically it should taste like chocolate
my brain: mm taste red :)

[sydney win @sydneyk04]

@CrapoMaddy of course 😩
i’ll actually be in memphis on your bday aka closer

[sydney win @sydneyk04]

race day is quite possibly the only day i have indiana fomo

[Cole Whitlock @cole_whitlock1]

Mr. Stuckey ran the best elementary school field days in the entire world. I used to look forward to that for months

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

Can I get a kids menu and a margarita please

[akamaru @jollibry]

i liked the scene of Up when it shows Ellie tying Carl’s ties so i looked up pics of his ties to save to my phone, and i just realized he wore a lot of ties but then at her funeral he wore a bow tie bc he probably didn’t know how to tie a tie since she tied it for him everyday 😭

[Marshall @MarshallShafer]

Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world!

4 years later:
Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years

Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard

[Bryce Meyers @Bmey5]

Kids today will never know what it’s like to wake up and watch the local news for the closings in alphabetical order to see if your school is closed. Now they get a text, email, call and tweet.

[USC Men's Basketball @USC_Hoops]

FINAL: USC 80, UCLA 67

Trojans #BeatTheBruins in their first matchup of the season!

#FightOn

[sydney win @sydneyk04]

when it rains for 3 days in a row in LA