Maybe: Sydney

Just one viral tweet away from one viral tweet.

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@JetBlue Toni from your customer service team out of Orlando is THE GREATEST! She was beyond helpful and personable, like the best customer service experience I’ve ever had with an airline. 💕💕💕

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@YeahThatsKeeks @AcunaLeann @ImMeganCollins EVERY TIME I eat cheese 🧀

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@AcunaLeann @MarcelinoKHOU @KHOU @YeahThatsKeeks OMG 😩😩😩

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

My bestie is PUBLISHED! So proud!

[Meghan Beatty @Meghan_A_Beatty]

Beyond excited to share my first first-author paper just published in @AvianAce with @FletcherEcology and Karl Miller. Snag density and stand age, but not stand size, explain #occupancy and reproduction of #AmericanKestrel in early-successional forest.
https://t.co/zz492QOuII

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@Muscles__McGee We all had no doubt you’d put on a brave face

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@AcunaLeann 💔

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@AcunaLeann A real one

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@AcunaLeann I read just the desperately need a foot part like yass show off your kinks ✨✨

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@the29thPaige But this type of life exists !!

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

Not me getting the day wrong 💀 ordering a taco now 🌮

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

any fellow Texas Jews want to talk about how Yom Kippur and National Taco Day are on the same day this year? 🌮💔

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

Clean the Flocean

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

a rapper named Yung Labor where all his songs are about social justice

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

First EP: Unionize or Euthanize @ConnorHeatonHou

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@AmazonHelp Thank you! It was definitely taken - there’s a photo that it was left at the correct door while I was out 🙁

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

Seriously fuck whoever stole my Amazon package today. I hope the marble vanity tray totally clashes with your aesthetic.

[avi steinbach @Muscles__McGee]

*me to a waiter who doesn’t know a thing about me or care if i was dead*: which pasta is better…

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@AcunaLeann Yes 🥹🥹

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

you know when you think you’re done peeing but then your body unlocks a whole second bladder

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

@YeahThatsKeeks Hundred percent

[Maybe: Sydney @sydneykempler]

my cats want me to have an authentic Mother’s Day experience so they’ve already peed on clothing and vomited on the floor this morning 🥰💐