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[sid knee @sydneyolla]

@etihad I just DMed you. Can you please help with my flight. It was supposed to take off today at 2:35pm from IAD

[sid knee @sydneyolla]

@Delta how many miles would I get if I got your logo tattood on my body (I’m not a tattoo girlie)

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

it has begun

[sid knee @sydneyolla]

@poottootlovato You are so beautiful I miss u

[kelly @kelllicopter]

walking downhill is so embarrassing like ooo look at me doing a little trot like a stupid fucking horse i’d rather be dead

[Morgan @8bitfunk]

normalize “so true bestie”-ing your academic advisor

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

realized recently that i have absolutely no idea what dry cleaning is. don’t even have a guess really

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When the turn is just a lil too hard

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

One time I was on a date in high school and I got pulled over and the police officer let me off with a warning but fined my date $100 because she was only 4’8” and by law was suppose to be in a booster seat and honestly I think about this a lot

[emel @taxicabstruce]

10 year old me walking into the mall

[slee @easycheese02]

remember in high school teachers would be like "your college professors will not tolerate this kind of behavior"

[connor m @connormiltn]

why is it so awkward walking back after u bowI in bowling

[DJ RYE @djrye]

Drive-in rave

[Chase @chaselyons]

mom made butter dogs again this house is a fucking prison can quarantine please end

[adam @brokeangeI]

me going to get the mail