Allan Onyango

Here for a good time.

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@KenyanSays An old fool.

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@ntvkenya "...si pole bas"

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Protests in Kenya against a planned US Ebola quarantine centre at a military base have turned deadly, with rights groups saying police killed at least 3 people.

Al Jazeera’s Malcolm Webb reports.

[waks🐊 @waksvegas]

my woman amenipata hapo quickmart na yengs kekii nikimnunulia chocolates akachukua stuff zote anadai hapo quickmart akaelekea juu ya hiyo chocolates akasema ni mimi nalipiaa �

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@realbon_i Why was he staggering like that uncle akitoka den ya changaa

[RORO AVEIRO 🐐🇵🇹🇰🇪 @Haron_Lito]

Mpoa ameniambia tupatane Two rivers sai we go touch some grass apo Bowling ninini si baadae and find love guys 😂😂😂😂

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@Makiadi_ @ignyharaz2 Came here for this exact comment.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Tunaingia season ya 'Kenya Belongs to God.'
Churches and politicians are about to hoodwink us with prayers and sermons to stay docile and respect authority. Chesaaa. 🫴🏾

[Eric @amerix]

A parliament of liars, hypocrites, pretenders, opportunists, clowns and crooks.

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@FayChep476320 Wasee wako mboka.

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@glennotiende Mike Tyson lost to Carol Channing in Family Guy the same way 😂

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@Parodyjeffx Why does she look like she was drawn by an elementary school student?

[Alive @king1805s]

There is this part jamaa alipigwa ngumi ya ngotoo akaruka kwanza,. Play it in a slower speed 😂

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@TouchlineX De Paul is there just in case the barber fucks up.

[Kay @kayisUTD]

@TouchlineX De Paul in 80 years time:

Changing graves just to be close to Messi’s. 😭

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@SomoinaKapeen Alright hii ni bangi sasa.

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@spqr_sulla Coaches after they've been sacked

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@KenyanSays Ajidishi bana.

[Allan Onyango @sydneyonyango]

@shem_is_shem @iamjoseh_ Ni tu fwaa