Sydney Plovsky

consistently not quite making sense

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Currently my only solidified goal in life is to make a dog really happy

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can people stop pretending like an aperol spritz is good

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Caleb Williams is marriage material

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The emperor (me) has lost his groove

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The macaroni grill in term 3 at Ohare fucking SLAPS

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Wet girl witchy winter

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@evil_knebel Thank you

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@evil_knebel Because it’s FALL

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Eat the cat eat eat the cat

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Sticky, toffee and pudding are all good names for a dog

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How have car fridges not become a thing in my lifetime….

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I’m about to go to the grocery store in my car 😭😭😭😭😭I AM BLESSED

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It’s little people’s time to shine

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I am very smart but I am also very stupid plz advise

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Hi I’m Sydney and I have an lol problem

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Here’s to all the narcissists who are working at it!!!

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Boys you are not dating are just difficult

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I AM RESTLESS LET ME OUTSIDE

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One day I will stop buying flights every month but today is not that day

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Singer/songwriter Pitbull

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God forgot to make me a lesbian