Evil Knebel

Tommy Pickle’s Step mom

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

I don’t think before I text

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

If my shoes come off don’t look at me

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

Gotta train my dog to preheat the oven

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

Bitch I been sleeping on tuna melts

[dudermane @612jack]

1 good coworker is worth a thousand bitches

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

China sounds like vagina

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

Fuck uncut bagels

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The heavens shine upon us when we are meet the same dog twice

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I had salvation come to my house and pick up 5 bags of donations and when I walked out my front door hours later they were back

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

I was not created to bake my own goods

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

be honest with me bro do i float your boat

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

Dairy Queen blizzards are my religion

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

(Halfway through my McDonald’s order) I’m sorry. I can’t do this any more

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

not gonna kill the bug in my sink but not gonna save it either. he needs to find his own way out. we both do

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

#swissairline sucks

[Evil Knebel @evil_knebel]

At the club

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I like denying connections on LinkedIn

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Did you just gas light your dog

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Once they put protein In cigarettes, call me