Sofa⚔️

Sydmony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Tweets

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

👽👽rawr

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

Honestly, cannot wait till tomorrow now because I’m going to this rave and I am about to live my best RaWr XD life

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

Sometimes I miss my active Twitter days

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

@KATEAZY They hate happiness girl

[bebe doll 🍉 @hautebarbiee]

she was feeling him

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

we broke while making triple what our parents made.

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

@ArtLaish Do you like it

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I texted him, “How was your day today?” and he sent me a 10-minute voice note telling me everything.

And that basically sums up the kind of person I want by my side. Stop normalizing disinterest—you’re turning yourselves into idiots.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Romance itself is dying because of illiteracy. When you read letters from the Civil War era, men were shockingly lyrical because they had heads full of poetry. Literacy fuels passion. Beauty, wisdom, empathy, passion are vanishing from the world because people don’t read.

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

@Martunes__ Thank you!!

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

I attest to this

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

me at 20 vs me @ almost 30 is crazy. you do in fact just get sexier and sexier and sexier and sexier and sexier and

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

@cunt_honey THANK YOU BABY

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

I’m watching the DC movies and why was Ezra Miller flash again? Where is my awkward white boy as Barry?

[Hench D. Kunt🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

I love krypto I am so glad they added him to the movie

[Sofa⚔️ @sydneysofa]

First tweet in months just to say why is this Superman low-key weak?

[Con @HateradeCon]

a band in my checking account AFTER bills & groceries would have me walking around like the monopoly man