Sydney Eleanor

infrequent twooter | they/them

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

Just caught my mom trying to spell “peaches” with a Z

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

@hothotjade In my now sober mind I give this idea 4/10

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

I’m stoned and just put a bunch of differently shaped ice cubes in a glass of water. I call it water salad.

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

NO ONE encourages me more than my pre-recorded peleton instructor who has no idea I exist

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

@theghostshan “Except for Sydney Campbell”

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

Broke 10 years of veg last night with a family sized bag of cheetos (tiger fingers) 🤷‍♀️ I had NO idea

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

Thanks for the nude, my mom and I really enjoyed it 👍

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

brutal persecution at the hands of my "loving" "partner"

[your employer sucks 🍞🌹🌾 @colerockarts]

I moved in with my partner recently & while it’s going well, im wondering @femmes how many black slip dresses does ONE PERSON need?!

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

Can I communicate a boundary? I fucking hate you

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

A very classic big ‘Berta truck just drove by my patio blasting Patsy Cline???..??.. babe, come back

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

@colerockarts

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

trans day of visibility? more like trans day of being hot inside for no one to see again, yeesh!

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

@colerockarts on flossing "It's all blood and smells!"

[elena eli belyea @belyeache]

join us!!!!!!!!! for some yuks as we unrepentantly push our gay agenda ✨⚡️🎉🎥

[elena eli belyea @belyeache]

yesterday i had a zoomie with @sydnycmpbll and they had just received their scoring cards for @theatresports's wildfire and spent the entire time giving moments in the conversation scores and it made me laugh myself to tears more than once anyway wildfire's cool go watch wildfire

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

@colerockarts Nothing makes me feel more like an exasperated straight wife than you not knowing the difference between navy blue and black

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

@EmmaJackson57 Mi

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

@puckslutgf She was NOT, but she did buy the beer with all that overtime pay

[Sydney Eleanor @sydnycmpbll]

Words I just spoke (aloud!): “I should take this fart to the toilet, just in case”